Star magazine judges the parenting styles of famous women without even seeing them inside their homes!
They have a “report cards” in the issue, ranking celebrity moms on how they are raising their kids.
Christina Aguilera gets a C, because she doesn’t let her son eat sweets (isn’t that a good thing?)
Reese Witherspoon gets a D+, for her “disrespectful attitude toward authority.” (yes, that is a quote)
Katie Holmes gets a C-, as she takes Suri to dinner at midnight.
Backdoor Farrah Abraham gets an A, (joking she gets an F) because she signed her porn contract while holding her 4 year-old daughter.
Angelina Jolie gets an A+ for getting a mastectomy so her kids don’t have to live without her.
Denise Richards gets an A+ for taking in Charlie Sheen’s other kids.
Gwen Stefani only gets a D because her husband, Gavin, does all the work.
HOWLING. THIS IS GENIUS!