Snooki just talked a whole, whole lot about Miley Cyrus. Here’s what Snooki said about what she would get Miley for Christmas if they were friends:

“I would buy her a best friends bracelet because I feel like we would be best friends. Even though she’s crazy and a party girl. She’s me basically three years ago. That’s why I love her. I know exactly what she’s going through. The girl just wants to have fun and she’s having fun. I feel like I would get her a lot of Christmas presents that involve vibrators, some sex toys, and go to a stripper store and buy really hot stripper outfits. Because she loves being naked, and I love seeing her naked because she’s hot. I think she’s really hot. I would buy her some tight pleather pants and a spiky bra Madonna style. She could walk around like that. Maybe sit on Santa’s lap, give Santa a boner. She could twerk on Santa. Whatever she likes to do, she can do because she’s Miley Cyrus.”

HOWLING!